笑话2

A: 你的电话几号？
B: 十号。

*0121234567 = 10 digit ma.

C: What is ur phone number?
D: U call me, then I tell u.

malaysia newspaper

what is mak pu ki.
see this 1. http://www.sinchew.com.my/taxonomy/term/1?page=5

麻卜基涉操縱足球聯賽‧否認行賄3萬保外
國內
2008-08-27 20:03
（柔佛‧麻坡）涉嫌行賄及操縱大馬超級足球聯賽玻璃市對壘雪蘭莪一役，麻坡一名卜基今日（週三，27日）在反貪污法令下被控上庭。

- 1st 3 character is spell as mak pu ki la.

A short story

A short story (actually not call story also, just a few sentence)

Long time ago, a good country they start with peace, a good recources, a good relationship. The leader (PM) lead the citizen toward to a NEW era. One day, this good leader get old and old, DIE LOH ( sure have to die 1 ma, no wonder how good u are). B4 he die he has pass the "CHOP" to a new leader. This leader just continue to bring the citizen toward a more new era.

OK lah.

After a few change the chop, this time the chop pass to a stupid leader ( stupid means not so clever la). but nvm , cause leader start bring the citizen to a good road. But this leader as I say, stupid la, he bring the citizen to this road but make a big big big big big hole at half of the road there.

Slow and slowly citizen near the hole and this leader have to use another hole to cover this hole lo. and the hole is getting bigger and bigger. Citizen start to notice this leader not bring citizen to good place, cause he always sleep when meeting.

Citizen start to do something lo. and this leader also start to do something with his partner while we call him "part leader" la and they dont want to let the chop. Then this childish country start to getting more and more joke liao, when citizen and leader start to do something.

In that country , U can buy a newspaper with no news, cause full with joke everyday.
until today, one of the citizen still laugh at them.

******* END *******

new bt new?

today i go new newbt (http://www.newwbt.com.my/).

one thing very special. that is the number at table alwasy "tu" (hurt) me.

Kopi O

20080824:

My wife say : I have "Jiu O" (dimple = 酒 窝).
Then I say. I dont have "Jiu O", but i have Kopi O. hhahahaah

My 1 years old son was independence

One day, he (my son) is play with his sister (my daugther la). and My son is sitting at the "Horse". and his sister will push him.
Then suddenly may daugther stop to play. And Ah boy going to push him self from back.

Below have the picture showing what he try to do. I edit.

Normal sit.

Try to independent. PUSH himself from back.

Another idiot

Today i meet the 3rd idiot.
Y 3rd idiot. i m the 1st 1. the second one is the driver that i mention b4. this is the 3rd 1.
(well, i m the smartest 1, and handsome 1)

Y this is idiont. Cause he/she drive a car (PEX 7121) to block the road. This time is when after work. I dont know Y got more parking there but they want to block the road. Y not simply use ass to think think. they should know i want to go back home ye ma. hahahahaha

EVERYDAY IS TODAY

ONE DAY, I RECEIVE A POS FROM POS LAJU.
I found out 1 thing. I see the business hour that i can go and collect my pos.
here is the time:
Today: 6pm-9pm
Mon-Sat : 8am -9pm

So I decide go tmr at early 8am.

Tomorro liao. ..... Yi, Today is 6-9pm ow. How Ah ?

I have capture the photo of the hour. u see.(not clear)


Here I rewrite:


So, everyday u see it also today. Finally I have to go to collect my pos after work(6pm).

This will only happen at malaysia.

I M Hero

Today, I throw a dead MOUSE.

is under the "washing machine' (click the mouse the see the pic 28SXXS)

CHINESE CLASS

Well, I m not very in good chinese also. but I can tell u...




This is wrong.
He want to write 'wo men （门们）shi ge da jia ting" i think.

OK!
may be he is NOT WRONG, he have his own meaning.

Stick ur ASS

.... government should just officially declare him (Samy) the lifetime president of MIC and eliminate all his worries. (from a blog)

YA, can do that. but MIC got no members 1.

after read

after read my colleague , she say abt if someone step to be a high post, then someon will get out of the country.

then my statement come liao.

if my manage be manager, then I want increase salary.
if my Boss is CEO, then i want big bonus.

esle, i will stay back as staff....

I edit this

I asked for Strength…
And God gave me Difficulties
I asked for Wisdom…
And God gave me Problems
I asked for Prosperity…
And God gave me Brain and Brawn
I asked for Courage…
And God gave me Danger
I asked for Love…
And God gave me Troubled people
I asked for Favours…
And God gave me Opportunities

God ive me everything.
but I get nothing.

Wat is idiot

Today. abt 9am plus.
I drive to office ......
I meet 1 type of idiot.
I drive thru canteen there. and this idiot driver park his &^%$#$@ car (PGX 8223 ) and block the road.

siao ye.
I hon, no body come. as he not dare to come ma. cuase he know hiself is idiot.
I m blocking there abt 10-15 min.(then he didnt come, i go---backward)

I have to drive backward along the road again. really train out my skill.

No study la.

abt 4pm. when i still work at office time. i go make coffee. and i found that something happen. then i rush to my manager ...

I found that the cream that I eat everyday is "non daily cream" can eat everyday. and there is a chart show out daily MAX consumption.

My manager laugh BIG BIG and tell me. cK ..u ah very funny.
is dairy , no daily.
HAHAHahahahaha.

then i also laugh at myself. cause i dont know how to fight back.
hahaha

then tell him. Not bad, still can make u laugh.
OK. wat is dairy??
let me check dictionary now...
BYE

Good article

http://us2.malaysia-today.net/2008/content/view/11135/84/
here is the link.

a support

Joke:

a support of G-blobal talk to his customer.
Customer: My site application have Error msg.
Support: Can u go to the msg and click left mouse.
Customer say my mouse is always at right site.left site dont have mouse ....

Customer name : Badamy
suppoert name : nijab

.... name is not real la.

Happy happy

Have freedom?

Yesterday, when reading some online artical, Saw a true and truth thing.
Q special the meaning. that is abt the malaysia freedom.
.... is chinese and india in malaysia have freedom to speak? answer is YES, but dont have freedom AFTER the speak.

so, Do they have freedom to speak?

View_____

Few day before. A friend is fight with a Shadow fox Blog. Cause the Fox talk abt Lan Cao Penang Lang.

Then Ya, May be Penang More Lang Cao Lang, But KL also possible more Cibai Bin ma. So, more malaysian is puki lang it's?

In this world, there is not just have Black and White, in between there is still a colour called gray. And we always try to classify gray in black category or in white category, That Y we are in Hardship la. (cause gray is in politic category ma)

Not Accept the shadowfox or reject, I know that is just the feeling of fox that time. Claim down, just rest ....OK.

but i quite like to see u pp fighting .... especially the AH LIAN story.

:)

My daugther.

Today we wake up early. (early means early then usual, but still late)

And we go take breakfast at PARMA. Then the point is not we eat what.. the point is .. after taking mummum. When my daugther want to drink the "SUAM" water.... she say hot.

Then i was point to a spoon, and take for her. then she take the spoon and use the spoon to drink. Then i said NOT! JUAN (which means rotate, I want her to stir and make the water cool ). Then my duagther just rotate the Spoon.

HA. i feel So Cute. cause she is not stir ..... (to make the drink more cool).

Here is the Rotate instead of STIR. (sample)

it's THIS

Tasty food may not be healthy

... So, that's means we have a good PM (Professional Mentor), so we have this cham situation.

English class

U know whatis opposite of football??

answer:handcock

Good Idea.

From start newspaper.
there have a title call "MPs can turn good ideas into reality".

OK, The good idea is u step down. can be reality?

* U is who?
* step down to where?

Customer parking $1

Today, i go new BT (near the JT) to "tabao". When i reach there i saw "Customer parking $1", Then i was think. I drive there and parking, then go other place to eat.........

Mo no need to pay lo. since i m not customer ma....


* But if they say Non-customer is $3, then i force to buy a HACKS there and pay 1 dollor lo.

MeiXuen 2008 Birthday

at 2008 july . Mei Xuen birthday and invite Big Nose family.

They are.....
 

 

  

 

This family very special. what is the part they are so special...

not the nose big, not eyes , but is ---  u see?
the nose got no hole.

Joke

Joke:
Blog is very good ,cause it can talk abt bad thing of other people.

Pain

Here pain there pain.
That is because I play badminton at 1/Aug/08 saturday. May be long time didnt play.
when back home i feel head pain also.