老婆

很多女人都可能不承認這,但我老婆承認了.
就在2009 10 12 1250 她忽然對我說:至從我家給你後,我就變了.
她自己也知道.
好事吧??

一国家

记者访问A先生：你为什么选择一个人单身生活？
A先生：一个人都搞不定了，还能怎？

记者访问B先生:你为什么又会选择一个家庭呢？
B先生：养活一家庭都快美命了，还能怎？

一天，有个领袖说他是一国的。当然，那位记者不敢访问他。

OCBxi

This happen at an OCBxi bank which at penang. And staff wanna take a leave to take care of her BF.

Staff S : Sir, I need to take 2 days of leave.
Hamsap team lead: Y?
Staff S : Cause I need to take care of my BF which happen accident.
Hamsap team lead: U should apply the leave 2 weeks b4 wat, as company policy.
Staff S : Sir， I dont know he will happen accident b4 that.

* 纯粹虚构-Imagination merely

裤湿湿

我女儿弄倒水。
我：你看，弄到‘湿裤裤’了！
女儿：.....

Micheal Jackson

Fro From the above Image. U can see, the 毁约金 so cheap. 530USD only.

ASKING Good question

1 of my good fre ask me something. and make me laught ...

here is his question:
the duplicate payment issue is about payment duplicate rite?

:)

Shut Up

When some one feel u are very very noisy, he will call u shut up.
so u silent.
how if he call u shut down.
i think u also silent......

Give Up

I saw my fre masseger put "I never give up".... it's means he will give down?

YES!

有一天我叫我太太陪我做gym， 她真的去陪我坐gym。