puki

my manager's son:
when my manager's son want his mommy start the car's engine. he will say puki puki...
he actually say PUT KEY.

问了就放心了

有天，去夜市。
走了一轮，在菠萝蜜档前。看着“已”包好的菠萝蜜，想买两包。
女客：一包多少钱？
男老板：一包5元。
女客：给我一包（因为贵）。
女客多问了一句：是不是现开的。
男老板：是，是现开的。 （都已包好还睁着眼睛说是现开的）
女客接过了菠萝蜜，给了钱。。。就回了。

坏男人

为什么坏男人，其实是有段故。

为什么我们叫坏男人，因为好人=女子人，那反义词的男人不叫坏人叫什？

从西方国家也隐约的可证实以上论点。
Boy and Girl 就像Bad and Good不是吗？

为了更证实这，看看第3列子。
雄的拼音=xiong
雌的拼音=ci
xiong也可拼为凶
ci就可拼为慈

U can eat, but u can not shit.

大臣准註冊．登記局不承認.
this means U can eat, but u can not shit.

哦

一天不需扶

SQL2008 bug?

Can this case happen:
From the TASK MANGER show SqlServer is running(status).
but actually the SqlServer is non-responsive.
Cause i click/type ... there is no response at all.

* but other app is running normal.
* that time, sql server is doing nothing. no loader/IIS/query.

from application show runnnig
from performance show normal(not high CPU). is up and down..
from processes: it show normal. like sql is OPEN.

seem like not memory low.
- there is no notice
- and other app is run normal. not feel any slow or what.

finally end task.
- when end task, it say the sql server non-reponsive
- reopen, query no recovery
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suspect:
- virtualbox? the sqlserver(32bit) is stay in virtualbox, win2003(32bit).
the virtualbox is also win2003(32bit)

- OS, when connection(remote) from few place. when disconnection, it cause the active widnows to HANG.
so when reconnect to there... other app work, but the sqlserver remain HANG.(possible need to reconnect from previous place to solve it.

反义词

高的反义词是什么？

矮

错，是底 !
@ @
_

Money gone

Now i know where the money gone. is not "EAT" by someone. it just use to maintain the service.


From: http://www.sinchew.com.my/node/184398?tid=1

SQL server registered server problem.

Face a problem when open the SQL2008 studio.
error msg: Unable to read the list of previously registered servers on this system. Re-register your servers in the 'Registered Servers' window. (Microsoft.SqlServer.Management.RegisteredServers)

I try to re-register , but unfortunealy i cant not register. due to:
1) 已注册的服务器
2) Unable to read the list of previously registered ......

So i google aound. but not solve my case.
Finanly i found out, it say cant found "C:\Documents and Settings\Administrator\Local Settings\Temp\1\mcq9rm4p.tmp'

So i create a temp\1 folder.
then the problem solved.

Interbankfx

interbankfx (IBFX) is not ECN.
today i live chat with them. they say is ECN. confuse me whole day to check around.
But finally there is another LIVE chat help me to explain.
JORDI. client servicer 20:
she tell me that IBFX is not MM neither ECN. they are dealing desk but not trade hedge client. they do have multiple bank feed.

PROVE: the "client servicer 2" say is ECN.

Typo

到底是5.3 还是3.5？

Fast service.

In Malaysia, most of the case can close and in very short time.
"傑克指警方到了警局後，沒有向他錄取口供，只是要他承認偷了1萬令吉。"

SHRINKFILE

Finnaly i understand how it work.
When to shrinkfile.
1) when ldf is too huge.

can i shrink the file? CAN
most site not encourage. but here i can understand some of the info i get.
1) shrinkfile probably not influnce data in DB. i means the consistency and accurancy is remain same.
2) what will lost when we shrinkfile. the info for trace back.
3) same to other site. the shrinkfile will not remove the active process in log file.
when truncate.

Human 人

為甚麼會95答8.
爸爸問女兒: 妳媽媽在那?
女兒: 媽媽在晒衣服.
爸爸: 那妳媽媽在那裡?
女兒: .......
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大家都為了省時間: 這是NLP
------------------
不然就是這樣
爸爸: 你媽媽在那裡?
女兒: 在天台.
爸爸: 在做甚麼?
女兒: 在晒衣.

McD GCB

There is a shop come out a new burger called GCB
it's Got Ci Bai.
..Get Cheap Burger

我要變包

我的女兒
有人不做,要做包.
她說:我要變包,我要變包...

其實是我要面包.

Women's Heart

老婆問:你要去嗎?
老公:不可以嗎?
老婆:你阿,那裡可以這樣跟我說的.
老公:那你在問一次.
老婆:你要去嗎?
老公:可以嗎?
老婆: ...$##*&(粹粹念)

Virus winagd32.dll

Recently there is a cacing(VIRU) stick to my computer.
Cause: shutdown blue screen,
Error msg: coooo21a {fatal system error} winlogon process terminated. status 0x00000000 0x00000000
Filename: winagd32.dll
Location: C:/windows/system32

try to use some software to delete it. cause it not able to delete by some antivirus program( but able to deny the spread)
U may try IObit security. mm... i forget which 1 i try.
unlocker...? hehee. u may try, as long as dlete that file.

叫爸爸

有一天我小女兒靖潁:
靖潁:媽咪,媽咪...咪媽,咪媽...

我猜她是在叫我.