领悟

今天我领悟到一句话： 老虎不发威，你当我老婆！

用脑说话和用嘴说话

老婆打电话和老爷拿钱-
case1:
老婆：爸爸，你可以寄点钱给老公吗？要给孩子学费，因为老公没给我钱。
老爷：#@#$%^&*I(*&^$!!

case2:
老婆：爸爸，你可寄点钱吗？因为我们这边不够给孩子学费了。

case1 or case2?

老婆的时间

老婆如果9点醒，糟了，迟了，赶时间，这边喊，那边叫。
所以老婆8.30醒，糟了，迟了，赶时间，这边喊，那边叫。
老婆就早点8点醒，糟了，迟了，赶时间，这边喊，那边叫。
到底要几早醒才不赶时间？
今天12点醒，没赶时间了。因为没做工。

Time Square Soju

last time go to penang time square soju.
once my son sit down and tell the waiter that give on the menu: I WANT 面.
then the waiter showed dont know.
and we all laugh.
but the service they very disappointed me (and family). they hire many foreigner but can not take order.
only a fat guy (that can take order) is very very very busy and no time to service us.
but those waiter (foreginer that can not take order) they are very free after pass us the menu.

managment not good.

Latitude c840

Help people to format Dell latitude c840 laptop.
his screen is flip and flick. maybe is hardware is "old".
after setup of winXP. just install the DELL driver he have in drive D.
found that sound driver not work properly. (code:10)
it seem not compatible with BIOS. so i downgrade the BIOS from A13 to A12. but is same.
try use other version of driver and setup to Win7. but same.
check out and try on ubuntu. it work.
so the sound driver(crystal WDM) fuck the microsoft(windows) and Dell(laptop).
Driver may FUCK dell laptop and cause this problem once awhile. but no statistic on it.
------------------conclusion:
setup to winXP.
try to uninstall and reinstall back the sound driver EVERY TIME after boot. it may worked.

研究

有專家研究有甚麼方法可以吃甜時不用我們身上的胰岛素,好讓我們可以吃些甜的?
至少不會拿麼快給用完阿.
is any professional study about the way for body to dilute the SUGAR without use any insulin from our body? and there is no influenced (harm) our body.

只是喝茶

為什麼警察會稱為警察.
有個公安知道不可以吃咖啡錢.
當有人向他給咖啡錢時, 他說:"僅茶".
人就以為公安也稱為警察.

2011的书包

协和小学：
我去接女儿。
好难认哦，各个都是粉红色书包。
差不多50%粉红，接着是蓝和青（Ben 10), 然后是黑黄等等。
你的学校呢？

puki

my manager's son:
when my manager's son want his mommy start the car's engine. he will say puki puki...
he actually say PUT KEY.

问了就放心了

有天，去夜市。
走了一轮，在菠萝蜜档前。看着“已”包好的菠萝蜜，想买两包。
女客：一包多少钱？
男老板：一包5元。
女客：给我一包（因为贵）。
女客多问了一句：是不是现开的。
男老板：是，是现开的。 （都已包好还睁着眼睛说是现开的）
女客接过了菠萝蜜，给了钱。。。就回了。

坏男人

为什么坏男人，其实是有段故。

为什么我们叫坏男人，因为好人=女子人，那反义词的男人不叫坏人叫什？

从西方国家也隐约的可证实以上论点。
Boy and Girl 就像Bad and Good不是吗？

为了更证实这，看看第3列子。
雄的拼音=xiong
雌的拼音=ci
xiong也可拼为凶
ci就可拼为慈

U can eat, but u can not shit.

大臣准註冊．登記局不承認.
this means U can eat, but u can not shit.

哦

一天不需扶

SQL2008 bug?

Can this case happen:
From the TASK MANGER show SqlServer is running(status).
but actually the SqlServer is non-responsive.
Cause i click/type ... there is no response at all.

* but other app is running normal.
* that time, sql server is doing nothing. no loader/IIS/query.

from application show runnnig
from performance show normal(not high CPU). is up and down..
from processes: it show normal. like sql is OPEN.

seem like not memory low.
- there is no notice
- and other app is run normal. not feel any slow or what.

finally end task.
- when end task, it say the sql server non-reponsive
- reopen, query no recovery
-------------------------------------------------
suspect:
- virtualbox? the sqlserver(32bit) is stay in virtualbox, win2003(32bit).
the virtualbox is also win2003(32bit)

- OS, when connection(remote) from few place. when disconnection, it cause the active widnows to HANG.
so when reconnect to there... other app work, but the sqlserver remain HANG.(possible need to reconnect from previous place to solve it.

反义词

高的反义词是什么？

矮

错，是底 !
@ @
_

Money gone

Now i know where the money gone. is not "EAT" by someone. it just use to maintain the service.


From: http://www.sinchew.com.my/node/184398?tid=1

SQL server registered server problem.

Face a problem when open the SQL2008 studio.
error msg: Unable to read the list of previously registered servers on this system. Re-register your servers in the 'Registered Servers' window. (Microsoft.SqlServer.Management.RegisteredServers)

I try to re-register , but unfortunealy i cant not register. due to:
1) 已注册的服务器
2) Unable to read the list of previously registered ......

So i google aound. but not solve my case.
Finanly i found out, it say cant found "C:\Documents and Settings\Administrator\Local Settings\Temp\1\mcq9rm4p.tmp'

So i create a temp\1 folder.
then the problem solved.

Interbankfx

interbankfx (IBFX) is not ECN.
today i live chat with them. they say is ECN. confuse me whole day to check around.
But finally there is another LIVE chat help me to explain.
JORDI. client servicer 20:
she tell me that IBFX is not MM neither ECN. they are dealing desk but not trade hedge client. they do have multiple bank feed.

PROVE: the "client servicer 2" say is ECN.

Typo

到底是5.3 还是3.5？