叫爸爸

有一天我小女兒靖潁:
靖潁:媽咪,媽咪...咪媽,咪媽...

我猜她是在叫我.

老婆

很多女人都可能不承認這,但我老婆承認了.
就在2009 10 12 1250 她忽然對我說:至從我家給你後,我就變了.
她自己也知道.
好事吧??

一国家

记者访问A先生：你为什么选择一个人单身生活？
A先生：一个人都搞不定了，还能怎？

记者访问B先生:你为什么又会选择一个家庭呢？
B先生：养活一家庭都快美命了，还能怎？

一天，有个领袖说他是一国的。当然，那位记者不敢访问他。

OCBxi

This happen at an OCBxi bank which at penang. And staff wanna take a leave to take care of her BF.

Staff S : Sir, I need to take 2 days of leave.
Hamsap team lead: Y?
Staff S : Cause I need to take care of my BF which happen accident.
Hamsap team lead: U should apply the leave 2 weeks b4 wat, as company policy.
Staff S : Sir， I dont know he will happen accident b4 that.

* 纯粹虚构-Imagination merely

裤湿湿

我女儿弄倒水。
我：你看，弄到‘湿裤裤’了！
女儿：.....

Micheal Jackson

Fro From the above Image. U can see, the 毁约金 so cheap. 530USD only.

ASKING Good question

1 of my good fre ask me something. and make me laught ...

here is his question:
the duplicate payment issue is about payment duplicate rite?

:)

Shut Up

When some one feel u are very very noisy, he will call u shut up.
so u silent.
how if he call u shut down.
i think u also silent......

Give Up

I saw my fre masseger put "I never give up".... it's means he will give down?

YES!

有一天我叫我太太陪我做gym， 她真的去陪我坐gym。

Can ah

Cause of english poor. just wonmdering it's this is correct? or allow for TALKING.
I hear someone say something like that

U can do this at 1st January, But not here.

at 1st January means time, but not here is means not now?
or it is allow this. like
I no have key now, but i can eat spicy.

他说我沒做錯

http://www.inti8.com/read.php?tid=47343

他坐错了。

KFC Coupon

I go and order KFC coupon, but the service not as good as i think.
Start i go the KFC outlet and ask. they say dont have, only the bayan baru there have, then i go there. they say the only office have (just behind.next road). then they say ... offcie only open at office hour.
then ... Y early outlet call me to come neh... hai~~
nvm lo.

I go the office at office hour lo. then ask them the package lo. but they just show me a few package, abt 10 option.

then i ask for KFC with pizza 1, the guard say only this (cash 10) have with pizza. then i surprise that Y my manager and fre can just give me the KFC with pizza 1.
then i ask for pizza that with KFC lo. then he say only this (cash 10) have.

then i really want to know more abt KFC pizza package. so I ask " have any other package", he say only here sir.
...cincai take 1 lo.(cincai means after filter by my mother in law, and i agreed)

but i ask my manager, he say when he go, the services start was serve him with the KFC and pizza package liao.
* maybe i take thier milo and kopi, so i dont have this package. hehehe

anyone know more abt the KFC coupon ah?

Fcking education line

this is the malaysia way.
Cham.
I m very very very veyr disappointed of tis thing happen.
b4I start study is like that?
then i study it this way...
now, after my stady ... still like that.

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/11/3/focus/2441593&sec=focus

Ebell update

This is the ebll update from 21 oct 08.
As u can see previously i say the TV short short. watch half way will become black screen. And we have to change channel ... and come back baru can continue watch.

Here is the photo of seat.


This still OK. but now i no shiok liao ma. Since they not take a good care of my baby.
wait until my wife See my baby feel difficulty of breath. Then they baru tell: " ur baby SEEMS LIKE ....."

My wife say First I see i was know she feel not well. but U(ebell) are PRO only "SEEMS LIKE".
My wife ask them Y, they ALL dont know Y.

so waste another 2k to stay hospital lo.

There are something have to take care also. Like the wire.


Just hanging like this.

then continue on the floor.

This very danger when there have kids to visit thier mum.

even is danger to the mum(adult) also.

and the staircase have this big hole. what hole i means. is this:

I not really know how big is, but is big enough for a child to fall down.

Thanks

Name

Chooce name very important.

got people name "Shao Ran" and the family name somemore is "POO"

This family name is Chua. and name 'Lee-ann chua"

- bo ann chua ah.

* Joking nia. OK?

Baptist school

Nowadays they teach the sex so early (in un-conscious). Just like my daughter school. Her Book have this:

A female name's 白白(Bai) and the male name's 蓝蓝(Lan).
白白和蓝蓝上山去。....

Wireless Mouse.

One day, My manager say can not tahan.... and buy the wireless mouse.
Shiok lo. And I found out I m using the wireless mouse all the way ma.

This is my wireless mouse.













Did U see any wire there? No, right.
.
.

精语

一天，我听到一句....（忘了）
eg. “这个便宜，20元1kg罢了。”
为什么不是 “这个便宜，1kg20元罢了。”


一天，我的'算是表妹瓜'在顾我的孩子。她抱老二坐在电单车上。我听到一句：“不要乱动HA，等下你‘掉’下来 ....”

为什么会是掉？难道我的孩子不会诊扎，不会求救；只会不动声色，不 动于中的给他自己“掉”下来。

刚好和有些人的铅笔会跌倒相反。...请问一下，会跌倒de铅笔那个厂制？我想制个孩子。好让我孩子跌大，而不是掉大。

*最好可不跌且不掉。

Becasue racist

Some pp talk racist, then kena ISA.
some pp talk racist, and just pending thier post.... few year only.
this is becuase racist.