Fast service.

In Malaysia, most of the case can close and in very short time.
"傑克指警方到了警局後，沒有向他錄取口供，只是要他承認偷了1萬令吉。"

SHRINKFILE

Finnaly i understand how it work.
When to shrinkfile.
1) when ldf is too huge.

can i shrink the file? CAN
most site not encourage. but here i can understand some of the info i get.
1) shrinkfile probably not influnce data in DB. i means the consistency and accurancy is remain same.
2) what will lost when we shrinkfile. the info for trace back.
3) same to other site. the shrinkfile will not remove the active process in log file.
when truncate.

Human 人

為甚麼會95答8.
爸爸問女兒: 妳媽媽在那?
女兒: 媽媽在晒衣服.
爸爸: 那妳媽媽在那裡?
女兒: .......
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大家都為了省時間: 這是NLP
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不然就是這樣
爸爸: 你媽媽在那裡?
女兒: 在天台.
爸爸: 在做甚麼?
女兒: 在晒衣.

McD GCB

There is a shop come out a new burger called GCB
it's Got Ci Bai.
..Get Cheap Burger

我要變包

我的女兒
有人不做,要做包.
她說:我要變包,我要變包...

其實是我要面包.

Women's Heart

老婆問:你要去嗎?
老公:不可以嗎?
老婆:你阿,那裡可以這樣跟我說的.
老公:那你在問一次.
老婆:你要去嗎?
老公:可以嗎?
老婆: ...$##*&(粹粹念)

Virus winagd32.dll

Recently there is a cacing(VIRU) stick to my computer.
Cause: shutdown blue screen,
Error msg: coooo21a {fatal system error} winlogon process terminated. status 0x00000000 0x00000000
Filename: winagd32.dll
Location: C:/windows/system32

try to use some software to delete it. cause it not able to delete by some antivirus program( but able to deny the spread)
U may try IObit security. mm... i forget which 1 i try.
unlocker...? hehee. u may try, as long as dlete that file.

叫爸爸

有一天我小女兒靖潁:
靖潁:媽咪,媽咪...咪媽,咪媽...

我猜她是在叫我.

老婆

很多女人都可能不承認這,但我老婆承認了.
就在2009 10 12 1250 她忽然對我說:至從我家給你後,我就變了.
她自己也知道.
好事吧??

一国家

记者访问A先生：你为什么选择一个人单身生活？
A先生：一个人都搞不定了，还能怎？

记者访问B先生:你为什么又会选择一个家庭呢？
B先生：养活一家庭都快美命了，还能怎？

一天，有个领袖说他是一国的。当然，那位记者不敢访问他。

OCBxi

This happen at an OCBxi bank which at penang. And staff wanna take a leave to take care of her BF.

Staff S : Sir, I need to take 2 days of leave.
Hamsap team lead: Y?
Staff S : Cause I need to take care of my BF which happen accident.
Hamsap team lead: U should apply the leave 2 weeks b4 wat, as company policy.
Staff S : Sir， I dont know he will happen accident b4 that.

* 纯粹虚构-Imagination merely

裤湿湿

我女儿弄倒水。
我：你看，弄到‘湿裤裤’了！
女儿：.....

Micheal Jackson

Fro From the above Image. U can see, the 毁约金 so cheap. 530USD only.

ASKING Good question

1 of my good fre ask me something. and make me laught ...

here is his question:
the duplicate payment issue is about payment duplicate rite?

:)

Shut Up

When some one feel u are very very noisy, he will call u shut up.
so u silent.
how if he call u shut down.
i think u also silent......

Give Up

I saw my fre masseger put "I never give up".... it's means he will give down?

YES!

有一天我叫我太太陪我做gym， 她真的去陪我坐gym。

Can ah

Cause of english poor. just wonmdering it's this is correct? or allow for TALKING.
I hear someone say something like that

U can do this at 1st January, But not here.

at 1st January means time, but not here is means not now?
or it is allow this. like
I no have key now, but i can eat spicy.

他说我沒做錯

http://www.inti8.com/read.php?tid=47343

他坐错了。

KFC Coupon

I go and order KFC coupon, but the service not as good as i think.
Start i go the KFC outlet and ask. they say dont have, only the bayan baru there have, then i go there. they say the only office have (just behind.next road). then they say ... offcie only open at office hour.
then ... Y early outlet call me to come neh... hai~~
nvm lo.

I go the office at office hour lo. then ask them the package lo. but they just show me a few package, abt 10 option.

then i ask for KFC with pizza 1, the guard say only this (cash 10) have with pizza. then i surprise that Y my manager and fre can just give me the KFC with pizza 1.
then i ask for pizza that with KFC lo. then he say only this (cash 10) have.

then i really want to know more abt KFC pizza package. so I ask " have any other package", he say only here sir.
...cincai take 1 lo.(cincai means after filter by my mother in law, and i agreed)

but i ask my manager, he say when he go, the services start was serve him with the KFC and pizza package liao.
* maybe i take thier milo and kopi, so i dont have this package. hehehe

anyone know more abt the KFC coupon ah?